Portfolio health snapshot
2026-05-13 · daily — automated probe of known portfolio surfaces. 7 surfaces, 6 green.
Surfaces
| Surface | Role | HTTP | Size | Time | Notes | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 🟢 | devreports.dare.co.uk |
dev-reports catalog | 200 | 37,520 | 0.14s | |
| 🟢 | dashboard.audreyinc.com |
audrey dashboard (placeholder) | 200 | 5,098 | 0.17s | |
| 🟢 | beta.audreyinc.com |
audrey beta | 200 | 2,645 | 0.10s | |
| 🟢 | dare.co.uk |
dare public archive | 200 | 31,300 | 0.14s | |
| 🟢 | www.audreyinc.com |
audrey storefront (Shopify) | 200 | 86,455 | 0.63s | |
| 🟢 | audreyinc.com (apex) |
audrey apex (301 → www) | 301 | — | 0.34s | |
| ⚫ | auth.xlabs.digital |
xlab-co auth domain (holding page) | — | — | 0.00s | unreachable / timeout |
Local artefact freshness
| Artefact | Last touched | Age | Cadence |
|---|---|---|---|
| devreports staged index | 2026-05-13 22:38 UTC | 0.0h | refreshed on each publish run |
| dare daily narrator output | 2026-05-13 11:07 UTC | 11.5h | ~daily (Haiku narrator) |
What this tells us
- 1 surface(s) regressed (not previously known-bad):
auth.xlabs.digital. Worth a look before further deploy work. - Snapshot is a baseline data point. Compounds when N≥7 — patterns in size deltas, response-time drift, and intermittent timeouts become visible across a week’s worth of snapshots.
Watch items
- First non-known-bad red on any surface → investigate immediately.
- Response time drift > 2× baseline on multiple consecutive days → check CDN, security layer, and DNS provider sitting in front of dare.co.uk.">CF analytics for the surface.
- Size delta on a stable surface (e.g., devreports catalog row count) → expected after a deploy, suspicious otherwise.
Probed 2026-05-13 22:39 UTC via ~/bin/portfolio_health_check.py. Run daily; snapshots accumulate in the catalog as a longitudinal record.
Health is a sample, not a verdict. The pattern across samples is the verdict.