DARE.CO.UK · DAILY EDITORIAL · 2026-06-25

The week, in a manner of speaking

Thursday's traffic jumped 34.8% on requests, 53.2% on page views—the Ken Adam War Room sketch pulling 126 hits and dragging the homepage along (431 hits, solid for a single asset). Cache rate climbed to 59.4%, which is the kind of recovery that feels intentional rather than accidental. The Cartier-Bresson takedowns shipped mid-week (Getty notices tend to arrive with purpose), and the botnet calendar keeps its rhythm: 947 threats blocked, 18.5% above the 7-day average. Here is a fun thing about the 404 pile: `/cdn-cgi/rum` and `/cdn-cgi/trace` each logged 45 404s yesterday, which is either a CDN probe or someone's monitoring stack looking for something that isn't here. The real comedy lives in `/cf-fonts/v/newsreader/5.2.10/latin/opsz/italic.woff2`—44 requests for a font file that doesn't exist, which suggests either a cached reference that shipped and then didn't, or a very determined browser somewhere. The llms.txt batching continues (Markdown-for-Agents up to rank 98 now), which explains why US traffic sits at 100k over 90 days and NL jumped to 14.6k—the crawler contingent found something it wanted to read.

Narrated by claude-haiku-4-5-20251001 from the day's Cloudflare analytics and the last twenty commits to the site. Generated by dare_dashboard_narrator.py.